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Now you know how I loves me some of those hot cream-filled twinkies…well Four Play is like an answer to my prayers with it’s hot twinkie studs, huge throbbing meatsticks and oh so hungry and experienced pouty mouths that will devour your cock til you add some of your own creamy filling to the mix.  So Four Play has five incredibly sexy scenes that kept my dingle twilling the whole time, and yes, guilty as charged!… my creamy filling ended up all over my tummy more than once!

Now though the sex was definitely hotter than a steamy San Francisco summer day, but I must say I was incredibly disappointed by the implication of the title.  I thought I was going to be watching groups of hot twinkie studs banging each other train-style or orgy-style, but sadly all there seemed to be were one-on-one scenes, though there were four of them, so perhaps that’s where the silly producers got their title, Four Play, from.  Each of these four scenes delivers hungry cock sluts enjoying the treasures they find inside each others pants (and honey, these studs are packing heat!), fantastic fellatio scenes, anal plunging that sent shivers of lust down my spine at the thought of taking something so long and large in my own hungry hole.  Four Play certainly gave me heat, but I was left a little chilled by the lack of group scenes, so I can only swish half-heartedly three times with a little butt wiggle added on for some incredible cumshots.

Honey, after watching If You Dare, let me just say that I would love putting on a nice dress and playing hostess to these twinkies…I would do to these twinkies what Mr Christie did to Oreos and double stuff them with my creamy filling.  These are some young studs that have something for everyone…if you like guys that shoot gushing rivers of cum, and sweet uncut meatsticks…seeing youthful lusty sex machines behaving like the true sluts they are, take some time and check out If You Dare…I double dare you.

The guys in this movie are certainly guys who don’t agree that while two is company, three is a crowd…each of the scenes in this almost two hour long movie will raise your sails full-mast cos it’s like these guys compete to see who is the sluttiest.  If You Dare also has one of the hottest outdoor pool-sex scenes I have ever seen as these yummy lean-muscled studs show that even if they are just hung dumb-bunnies they understand how to use the water’s buoyancy to achieve some deep penetrating angles that they otherwise wouldn’t be able to achieve.  Not only are the guys in this movie total pros at getting it on…each scene also has super-hot soaking facials (and this one guy shoots a load that you just have to see to believe).  Four big excited swishes of sensuality for If You Dare.

First off I have to say, I have never skateboarded…I am far too delicate and frankly I think if I fell and skinned my knees or hands I would just cry so hard I would start hyperventilating. I prefer my physical activities to take place in a bedroom or bathhouse. But I have seen enough skateboarding to know when someone is good and when someone sucks…thankfully our rainbow community has closet cases like Tony Hawk or this movie would convince people that just like white men can’t jump…gays can’t skateboard. Fortunately skateboarding isn’t the only thing they suck at, cos they are damn fine at sucking cock, so unless you’re watching this movie for the skateboarding (in which case honey, you have enough troubles as it is) you should get what you’re looking for.

My biggest problem was that either the camerawork was totally amateur or they were trying to copy that nauseating Hollywood fad of shaking the camera all over the place while filming…which I guess is okay if the hormones in the air had the cameraman shaking cos he was jacking his cock. But that wasn’t his excuse cos often it wasn’t even during sex scenes, so shame on him. But when you get down to it…and we all like getting down to it, the sex itself was fabulous and somehow each scene made me crave rushing to the store and getting some Hostess cream-filled Twinkies…I wonder why that would be. The youthfulness and lust really comes through regardless of that naughty cameramans atrocious work and streamers ribbons and swishes to Southern California Skate Boarders Film 4, now I’m off to get some cream-filled Twinkies and get that creamy filling all over my lips to lick it off.