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Another video to watch with the sound off with Devil Dogs Film 3 by Body Shoppe. Nice to look at, but, otherwise, nothing really exciting.

The first scene is called “Baby Face,” and the talkative camera man is back. Already F’lamin Yon is not amused. The sweet boy is a Marine, and he’s watching loud straight porn. Oh yay, screaming women, just what F’lamin Yon wants to hear. He starts to take his clothes off and then starts to jerk off. After a bit he gets completely naked and continues to jerk off. For some reason they always have to stand on the bed and jerk off before laying back down to finish the job. He does this well enough for his money shot, but, otherwise, it’s not spectacular.

This next scene opens up with three guys on a bed. One is an experienced porn star while the others are rather new at the scene. Again, it’s straight porn in the background but not as loud. They slowly start to jerk off over their undies. Once they are naked, they really get into some cock pounding. Again, they stand, and again they lay back down. They all cum in turn, and it ends. Quite boring.

In scene three, it’s two straight guys looking to make some money to take their girlfriends out, so they’ve agreed to jerk off on camera. Same routine as the previous two scenes except, this time, there’s a bit of a shower scene. One even shows off his rather bad sunburn. They both cum, one even getting a shot on the one next to him.

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Fourth scene, and it’s a solo. Whoopee, F’lamin Yon is not excited. Strip off clothes. Jerk off. Stand up, lay down. Then a sudden cum. It seems to be a double feature with another solo guy. Same routine, and not even titillating.

Last scene has five guys now, and one is pretty cute. If only he would do something with one of the other guys. There is also a girl there to jerk them off and get them hot. It’s different than the first four but just about as exciting. The guys get sucked off by the woman present in turn. She even gets a taste of some uncut cock from one of the guys. They stand, she sucks them, and they lay back down. Then they all cum in turn.

Once again F’lamin Yon is very disappointed in Body Shoppe and Uncle Don. While watching straight guys is nice, a little variety in action would be good. And turning down the straight porn they are watching would be helpful. The same routine gets old quickly. Then to have a girl in the picture doesn’t help either. One face towel, barely. No muah for this film.

A scenic park is the setting for three wonderful scenes in Video 10’s Canadian import, “First Seduction.” A few straights are shown just what a hot gay man is capable of when presented with a hot body. F’lamin Yon would swing, too, if these boys showed up hard and horny on his door!

The first scene has a sexy long-haired hunk looking at some straight magazines while he jerks off in a very fancy outhouse. Oops, looks like someone else had plans to use the same stall. He tells him to go away at first, but this boy is persistent. F’lamin Yon would be too considering how hot he is. He agrees the let the guy watch, which only leads his audience getting hot and horny himself. It seems our long-haired hunk doesn’t mind some help from his new friend as he gets jerked off, then sucked off. Leaving the door wide open for any other viewers, say someone like F’lamin Yon, the two jerk off, then the long-haired boy goes down for some hot stranger cock. Sometimes it’s the best kind. It almost looks like it’s his first considering he doesn’t take it very deep. In a moment of enthusiasm, they run out into the forest. They forgot their towel, so they run back to get it. Ready for some primal action, the long-haired hunk sinks his cock into the tight ass of his new friend. After a good round of ass fucking, he gets a cock deep in his own ass. In the end, the long-haired hunk finishes what he came here to start and cums all over his stomach. He fingers his friend until he cums. A rain storm has our guys running for shelter and, who knows, maybe some more fun!

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Back in the woods on a sunny Canadian day, two guys find a couple of cuties doing some lawn work. The two guys decided to see if these straight boys will swing. At first they don’t seem interested, but, with a little back massage, the two hotties get their lawn boys in the mood. The blonde gives into them first as his cock is pulled out and sucked on. Not a bad way to spend a sunny afternoon, in F’lamin Yon’s opinion. The other two get to watch, which serves to turn on the mower driver. His cock sticks out beautifully as his new friend feels up his ass. Soon he’s turned around and gets his uncut cock sucked. Back on the blonde in the grass, he is getting a good work over on his uncut cock. Now the blonde in the grass decides to get into the action and gives his partner a great blowjob. Now it’s time for the mower to swallow some cock. He does seem a bit unused to the idea, but he picks up quickly. They all cum together for some group fun, then split back up into the original couples. The mower fucks his new friend while the blonde is still sucking his off. It doesn’t take long for him to bend his lover over and slide his cock into that ready ass. They even convince the mower to fuck the blonde! Those two will be doing lawn work together more often, F’lamin Yon guarantees that! Then they move into a sandwich fuck. First, it’s the blonde sucking a cock, then it’s the mower’s lover in his ass, the mower still fucking that hot ass. In the end they all cum on the blonde. The four walk off into the forest arm in arm.

The last scene has a hard-hat cutie getting ready for some construction. F’lamin Yon wonders how big his tool is?! A hiker cums by and agrees to help him out with his wood. It seems the hiker wants to pound a few things, too. His first attempts are shrugged off, but he soon he gets the builder’s shirt off and pants down. He keeps his tool belt on, of course. The hiker sucks on his cock, making the sweet builder smile. Once he’s given the builder’s cock a good tonguing, he strips off his own clothes and gets a blowjob himself. The innocent builder seems fascinated with the thick cock presented to him and examines it thoroughly with his mouth. He goes back to his truck for a towel, and they lay down for a sixty-nine. They suck, rim, and finger each other before the builder uses his wood to pound that ass. He even gets some pounding himself, fucking his sweet ass against the hiker’s cock. In the end, they both cum on the builder.

F’lamin Yon gives his salute to his neighbors up north. Once again the Canadians offer up some sexy studs for viewing pleasure. The action isn’t as wild as it could be in the forest setting, but it is still very hot. Even the straights were pretty hot once they accepted some hot action. Seven face towels were used for his film, eh? Muah!!

Whoever said, “Dads know everything” wasn’t kidding. The dads in “Dad’s Doin It” by Bacchus show a great deal of knowledge in the part of pleasure and sex. Thankfully, they have some hot friends who are very willing to have that knowledge used on them.

The first scene starts off well with two guys making out on the couch then switches to two other gentlemen at the card table. They strip quickly, and the venerable hunk sucks his friend’s cock. Ah, the joys of letting an experienced man on your cock. And the joys of having an experienced cock in your mouth! While he sucks some thick cock, the gentleman jerks his own cock off with a knowledgeable hand. For sucking that cock like the expert he is, the fine gentleman gets that cock thrust up into his ass. He loves it and voices his appreciation. They switch to a more pleasurable position so that the gentleman can ride that cock as deeply as he wants. They do a mutual jerk off and cum on his partner’s stomach. Nice, neat, and sexy!

The next scene is back on the original two. Must have been a strange mix up in the first scene. These two hot elders explore each other’s bodies with hot wanting mouths. Their hands wander all over, just looking for all those little pleasure spots. Their cocks beg to be released from the cloth prison as they both fondle and jerk each other off. Finally the short-haired stud slides his mouth down for the flesh he so craves. F’lamin Yon loves the obvious arousal that these big thick cocks show! Your’s truly would know the answer to “Who’s your daddy?” if asked. He sucks that cock like he wants it then gets his own cock sucked by his delicious lover. Back and forth they go between kissing and sucking before the short-haired hunk gets that cock in his ass. He’s loud and proud about how much he likes the cock. His partner does an excellent job giving it to him. In the end the short haired hottie gets a face full of cum then jerks himself off.

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Scene three and a daddy is mad about having to do all the cleaning. His friend decides to distract him by yanking his pants down and giving his cock a nice sucking. They both strip down completely for even hotter action. F’lamin Yon thinks these are very naughty daddies and should be sent to his room! They could have more fun that way! Once his cock is sucked, he lets his helpful friend fuck his mouth before going to a more traditional blow job. Then he bends that sweet friend over and gives his ass a good rimming. Now he’s hot, wet, and ready for a thick cock up his ass. That’s exactly what he gets with a good pounding rhythm to match. He pulls out to cum all over his sexy friend’s ass then the friend jerks himself off.

The last scene has two dads talking in the kitchen. Apparently one found his kid screwing around with a friend. Ah, the joys of discovering your kids are grown. To distract the distraught dad, his sexy friend gives his cock some grown-man loving. He devours that cock like it’s a dessert before he is pushed up against the counter for his own sweet cock sucking. F’lamin Yon wonders if the kid didn’t learn some things from dad. The tongues are tired, so now it’s time for that sweet ass to take the thick cock! Dad’s sexy friend bends over the counter and offers up that beautiful posterior. Dad cums on his ass, and his friend isn’t too far behind.

F’lamin Yon has said it before, the experienced men of the world need more recognition! Bacchus got the sexiest older gentlemen together to create this masterpiece of erotic film. The action was well done, the locations were believable, and the quality was over the top. Seven face towels were used for this film. Respect your elders! Give them some sweet cock! Muah!

Miami Studios’ Very Basic Training is just that—very basic. F’lamin Yon was none too appreciative of the boring content and, although those sailors were cutie patooties, F’lamin Yon ended up sea sick…

Scene 1 has a young sailor playing with himself, but it looks SOOOOO NOT HOT. He sits there on the bed just looking bored, the cameraman amateurly trying to walk him through the scene, but honey, his release looks more forced than anything. And F’lamin Yon does not like stupid conversation when getting in touch with himself. This scene was soooo unclimactical.

Next is a shy Vietnamese sweetie that lubes his spring roll like the newcummer he is. Again, meaningless conversation takes place and it looks like he needs to be left alone. The cameraman talk is not necessary… another cock is! And his poor little member looked so suffocated in his hands that it made F’lamin Yon yearn to lend it some much needed affection.

Scene 3 brings in a warm couple (finally!), and the dumb-ass cameraman tries to stir up some drama between the lovely twosome. F’lamin Yon wanted to cut off the cameraman’s penis (forgive F’lamin Yon) with a dull butter knife for even going there. How are they supposed to make love when you’re stirring up a negative environment Mr. Cameraman? Sheesh… Major mood killer.

Then in scene 4 a Spanish/Greek mixed breed looks disinterested with both the conversation and the cameraman. His member is uncomfortable and fails to wake up, according to F’lamin Yon’s eyes. It would not rise to the occasion for a lonnnng time, and looks as if it’s on life support. F’lamin Yon would’ve given it some mouth to cock resuscitation…

Scene 5 deals with a cutie named Lou who didn’t look as desperate as the cameraman was making him. This scene took foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrr to start—are we shooting singles ads here or a movie? F’lamin Yon couldn’t take it anymore halfway into another drowsy scene and, although a professional, had to press the fast forward button. It pains F’lamin Yon to do this, but it was a must.

F’lamin Yon gave the final scene a little sneak peek—only to be disappointed again. It was not a good day for F’lamin Yon and F’lamin Yon needed to go out and impulse shop to salvage the rest of the day.

After what felt like a complete waste of time, F’lamin Yon still managed to use 2 face towels, but needed a long, hot shower. The people at Miami Studios need to get bitch slapped for such an unacceptable poor excuse of a “film”. F’lamin Yon can get more hot from looking in the mirror at F’lamin Yon’s self without the presence of a dull, mind (and cock) numbing “cameraman”. Very Basic Training is to be left on the shelf, and F’lamin Yon is done… Muah!!!